Happy New Year Congratulation from Santa Claus!
6 December 2011
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Dear Students!
In response to your numerous letters I, good old Santa Claus, gladly announce that the New Year will come in due time!
After consulting with Chinese astrologers, I’ve decided to give you some clues in advance how to make the forthcoming year truly happy:
In 2012 English rules!
The coming Year of the Dragon promises you struggle and unity of two elements (fire and water). Thus, unfortunately, learning conversational English without knowing grammar will be impossible!
The Dragon likes luxury – let us learn Royal English!
It prefers ‘authentic’ only – let us go straight to England to study this summer!
The Dragon likes bright and rich pastime – let us study at Oxford Klass!
The Dragon is a strong beast, so those who learn with perseverance and diligence will not be afraid of fire-breathing teachers and their draconian home assignments!
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(Our partner: School of English Oxford Klass)
By the way, seizing the opportunity, for the shy and insecure, I offer quality English consultations at a bargain price! My English is perfect as I'm a native speaker! I have met so many kids that you could never imagine. I know all the teaching methods in the world!
Working hours of Santa Claus Reception in Kyiv.
Venue: the Culture and Education Centre Master Klass
Excuse me for my being too playful…)
Concluding my message to you, dear students, I promise solemnly that all of your written requests will be carefully and thoroughly reviewed, other pleas heard, dreams thought over, and the decisions taken generously.
Please be patient…until 24th December or 1st January, or 7th January, or 13th January, well, the deadline is 23d January!
Happy New Year!
Your Santa
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